The Jiber when he had been in power in Zortixia had been friendly with the slug people hoping one day to use them as a conquering army but the slug people were of simple minds and never understood military politics. Well they may have been slow but their memory of the savagery shown them by the Zorollians in the Zortixian Zorollian War had left them suspicious of militarism.
The revolt of the slug people had been brief and while it was true they had been heavily armed most of them had forgotten how to use their weapons. The slug people were non-plussed and simply wanted to go home and eat garbage in their homes in the Irony Mountains. Being very confused they really couldn’t even remember why they had broken into fruit and vegetable warehouses and burnt down the municipal bathhouse. Their confused explanations began to make more sense after the Zortixian media received a letter from someone calling himself Jiber Jr.
To my fellow Zortixians
You must have been wondering about the revolt of the slug people. I masterminded the whole affair and I did it with your welfare in mind. We need a holy war against the infidel dog Creaturists. You are becoming soft and kind highlighted by that idiot Montenez visiting our planet and dulling your mind to the true path our holy leader and dead father Jiber was leading you. You killed him and he resides with seven virgins in the heavenly galaxy of dead souls. Your diversion from the true path my father Jiber had set for you dooms you to the fires of damned unbelievers.
Do not be so foolish to think this little revolt of the slug people would succeed in your downfall. It was but a warning to you unclean unbelievers. I starved the slug people by diverting and burning garbage shipments to them. I the chosen one starved the imbeciles and manipulated them with promises of food in the Zortixian fruit and vegetable warehouses. Their weapons were but a small supply of weapons my holy father Jiber had stashed. I undertook this holy mission to warn you filthy unbelievers a more severe attack is forthcoming. Pay careful attention to the Triple Tower Complex in your capital city. A Holy Alliance of remnants of The Opposite Party will deliver a message to you. The words of the prophet Jiber must be obeyed.
Throw off the chains of liberty. End your progressive and corrupt way of thinking. It was my father the Jiber that set forth the true path you filthy infidels must reject. Power must rest with the true Jiber warriors and not the speech mongering Zortixian politicians. Elected assemblies ignore the truth path set forth by my father. Democracy is feeblism. Jiberhadism is the true path to civilization. Permit the pure and strong to rule the Jiberless incompetents. Let the Zortixians become a force of Jiberism and conquer the weak soulless of the Federation. Seven virgins await all true warriors who die in this noble campaign.
Join the revolution.
Let new blood and vigor flow.
Let the seven virgins be your reward!
Long live the Jiberhad!
Praise the great Jiber!
Spiritaki Jiber (Jiber Junior)
Initially the Jiber Jr. letter caused little consternation amongst the Zortixians until the terrible day the Triple Complex Towers in the capital city were slammed into by spacecraft causing them to crumble with a mass loss of lives. A cabal of Opposite fanatics seeking the embrace of the seven virgins had hijacked two Zortixian spacecraft and embarked on a suicidal mission.
While the evil cabal were drinking tea and praying to the edicts of the Jiber, while each of them enjoying their seven virgins, the Zortixian rage mounted with Frizzy The Smicket Boy the chief of the Zortixian Defence Academy being appointed to hunt down Jiber Jr.