“Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” : The Final Cut: Reggie’s Security Team Shines at a High Price: Penny in Critical Condition After The Mexican Shuffle: Chapter Thirty Six (36)

Mr. Antonio shouts to us in lockdown that we are safe to leave. Such a tough man is shaken. We can see it in his face and hear it in his voice. There is a smell of explosives in the air. He is carrying Penny wrapped in a blood-soaked blanket and shouting at us to get her to the animal hospital. Drake’s security team comes rushing over whisking Penny away to the best animal hospital in Toronto. Kit Kat has a gash on his head and is bleeding profusely. This is so unreal and neither human nor dog can understand this.

Mr. Antonio sits down and after a big swig of Vintage Port spills the beans.

Mr. Antonio relates a story of the courage and bravery of Penny, Kit Kat and Ollie

Penny in her Oodlecopter spotted a group of Mexicans in traditional outfits just down our Park Lane street. Ollie was sent to investigate. These men claimed they were in costume for a party. Plausible thought Ollie or at least until he detected the smell of explosives which was confirmed by noting one of the “Mexicans” with explosive devices taped to his body. No doubt Penny concluded this was a suicide mission by “The Brothers of the Correct and Only Islam”.

Penny put her Oodlecopter into dive mode and fired her zucchini sized missiles at the “Mexicans” who returned fire crippling Penny’s Oodlecopter sending it crashing to the ground. Ollie nearby dragged Penny from the wreckage. Penny’s mission was successful as the “Mexicans”, who were not really Mexicans but terrorists, were all terminated with extreme prejudice. Ollie suffered minor burns and was rushed along with Penny and Kit Kat to the animal hospital.

Investigators survey the wreckage of Penny’s Oodlecopter. How could a dog survive such a crash?

I prayed like I have never prayed before. Matters are in Allah’s hands now.

RCMP and Toronto Police Services confirmed that this was an attack by “The Brothers of the Correct and Only Islam”. The goal was to eliminate Bob and myself. But there was an additional objective of assassinating Drake as his music and videos were blasphemy.

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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