THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: CANADA

(excerpt from White House Executive Summary) The United States must have a valid reason, fabricated, if necessary, to invade Canada and make it the 51st state. The plan is to transport large quantities of fentanyl into Canada, preferably to the ports of Vancouver, British Columbia and Quebec City, Quebec. Covert operatives will then mount numerousContinue reading “THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: CANADA”

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MADAME FONG’S LETTER TO SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MADAME FONG’S LETTER TO SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE The following letter was found in Madame Fong’s Presidential Stateroom in her handwriting but not signed nor completed. Dearest Reggie: I apologize for slapping you and kicking your testicles the other night all in public view. It was in such un-Madame FongishContinue reading “THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MADAME FONG’S LETTER TO SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: NOTICE TO READERS FROM THE SINGAPORE TIMES

NOTICE TO READERS FROM THE SINGAPORE TIMES The Editors of The Singapore Times would like to inform readers of THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN that for reasons of security and good order of Singapore as discussed with The Minister of State Security and Public Order the aforementioned daily column shall be discontinued.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE WORLD TO SHAKE DOWN TO ITS FOUNDATIONS! I AM FREE AT LAST!!!!!

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE WORLD TO SHAKE DOWN TO ITS FOUNDATIONS! I AM FREE AT LAST!!!!! At our breakfast it was announced all passengers would be escorted off the train to be processed by Singaporean customs and immigration the following dayContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE WORLD TO SHAKE DOWN TO ITS FOUNDATIONS! I AM FREE AT LAST!!!!!”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BOBBY FONG JR. NOT EVEN QUESTIONED

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BOBBY FONG JR.NOT EVEN QUESTIONED Madame Fong is no longer with us. As she is the villain behind my abduction you know where she can go; a very hot place. The Singaporean and Malaysian investigative team had anContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BOBBY FONG JR. NOT EVEN QUESTIONED”

RKS THE LITERATURE OF INDIA: An Assistant to a Corrupt Indian Politician (Deepti Kapoor)

“Ajit Singh was the biggest goon in town. He had many interests. Dredging the riverbeds for construction sand, cutting down trees for timber on Forestry Department land, mining quarries for stone, stealing medicines from the government hospitals. So long as we did his work, whatever else we did, short of killing cops, we had protection.Continue reading “RKS THE LITERATURE OF INDIA: An Assistant to a Corrupt Indian Politician (Deepti Kapoor)”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: GRUESOME MURDER OF MADAME FONG!

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: GRUESOME MURDER OF MADAME FONG! Bobby Fong Jr., Amira and I were just about ready to leave the dining salon after our breakfast when news reached us Madame Fong, or at least most of her, was found murderedContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: GRUESOME MURDER OF MADAME FONG!”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: CANADIAN SECURITY INTELLIGENCE SERVICES TOP SECRET MEMO: PROPOSED INVASION OF CANADA BY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: CANADIAN SECURITY INTELLIGENCE SERVICES TOP SECRET MEMO: PROPOSED INVASION OF CANADA BY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CANADIAN SECURITY INTELLIGENCE SERVICES TOP SECRET INTELLIGENCE REPORT Canadian Security Intelligence Services (CSIS) operatives xxxxxx and xxxxxx filed two observation reports this morning based onContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: CANADIAN SECURITY INTELLIGENCE SERVICES TOP SECRET MEMO: PROPOSED INVASION OF CANADA BY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: CANADA/ THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: CANADA/THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP Canada, Venezuela and Greenland have in common they were to benefit beyond belief, according to President Orville Grump and the United States, from being annexed by the United StatesContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: CANADA/ THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP Remember that otherwise badly burnt food does not stick to Teflon. The President of the United States, Orville Grump, rattled his sabre, rusty as it was, at just aboutContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP”