“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: BUSTED FOR POOPING ALL OVER SINGAPORE

The Singapore Times Exclusive: BUSTED FOR POOPING ALL OVER SINGAPORE On the last evening of ratting training at Punggol Waterway Park as we strolled to Bobby Jr.’s car nature called and it was poop time. That Singapore Chicken and greens I am being fed is lubricating my intestines quite well. I completed my bodily functionContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: BUSTED FOR POOPING ALL OVER SINGAPORE”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: TRAPPED IN SINGAPORE IN A BAD WAY: WHAT IS MY STRATEGY?

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: TRAPPED IN SINGAPORE IN A BAD WAY: WHAT IS MY STRATEGY? The Singapore Times Exclusive: TRAPPED IN SINGAPORE IN A BAD WAY: WHAT IS MY STRATEGY: I woke up at noon the following day feeling not so great. Dehydration and jet lag. I was locked in the chewing gumContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: TRAPPED IN SINGAPORE IN A BAD WAY: WHAT IS MY STRATEGY?”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: LETTER TO THE EDITOR OF THE SINGAPORE TIMES FROM THE WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER WRITERS OF THE WORLD

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: LETTER TO THE EDITOR OF THE SINGAPORE TIMES FROM THE WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER WRITERS OF THE WORLD The West Highland Terrier Writers of the World (WHTWW) is an organization headquartered in Trollop Upon Tweed in the Kingdom of England. The goal of the WHTWW is the promotion of aContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: LETTER TO THE EDITOR OF THE SINGAPORE TIMES FROM THE WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER WRITERS OF THE WORLD”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: WITH TOP DOGS TO NUDE JERSEY WALMART PARKING LOTS

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: WITH TOP DOGS TO NUDE JERSEY WALMART PARKING LOTS The Singapore Times Exclusive: In a Toronto Opium Den on my Way to North Bergen, Nude Jersey Madame Fong was a 335-pound trans he him her or they..not sure. From the back door it was down to a basement opiumContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: WITH TOP DOGS TO NUDE JERSEY WALMART PARKING LOTS”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RORY FEELS HIS BOOK IS BEING TAKEN OVER!

RORY FEELS HIS BOOK IS BEING TAKEN OVER! I will reveal the complete story of my abduction up to my liberation. Bob is completing a contract with The Singapore Times for this big scoop. The payments will be used for bursaries for students at the Ngee Ann Polytechnic Veterinary Bioscience/Clinical Science. An impostor even wroteContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RORY FEELS HIS BOOK IS BEING TAKEN OVER!”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: BOB’S REMARKS AT PRESS CONFERENCE WITH PRIME MINISTER LAWRENCE WONG OF SINGAPORE

BOB’S REMARKS AT PRESS CONFERENCE WITH PRIME MINISTER LAWRENCE WONG OF SINGAPORE Good afternoon. Firstly, my sincere thanks to the Singapore Police Force for liberating Rory D. Stephen. Secondly thank you to the hospitality extended to myself and Rory by the Prime Minister. Thirdly thank you for the people of Singapore for their welcoming attitudeContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: BOB’S REMARKS AT PRESS CONFERENCE WITH PRIME MINISTER LAWRENCE WONG OF SINGAPORE”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: BERGEN DAILY BLATHERER SENDING INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER TO SINGAPORE TO UNCOVER TRUTH ABOUT ABDUCTION OF RORY D. STEPHEN AND THE ROLE OF THE NORTH BERGEN CONSTABULARY IN THE “STEPHEN WESTIE ABDUCTION”

BERGEN DAILY BLATHERER SENDING INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER TO SINGAPORE TO UNCOVER TRUTH ABOUT ABDUCTION OF RORY D. STEPHEN AND THE ROLE OF THE NORTH BERGEN CONSTABULARY IN THE “STEPHEN WESTIE ABDUCTION” Curiosity and speculation swirl around the role of the North Bergen Constabulary (NBC) in the liberation of Canadian West Highland Terrier Rory Dylan Stephen currentlyContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: BERGEN DAILY BLATHERER SENDING INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER TO SINGAPORE TO UNCOVER TRUTH ABOUT ABDUCTION OF RORY D. STEPHEN AND THE ROLE OF THE NORTH BERGEN CONSTABULARY IN THE “STEPHEN WESTIE ABDUCTION””

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT OF PRIME MINISTER LAWRENCE WONG’S PRESS CONFERENCE CONCERNING THE RESCUE OF RORY D. STEPHEN

OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT OF PRIME MINISTER LAWRENCE WONG’S PRESS CONFERENCE CONCERNING THE RESCUE OF RORY D. STEPHEN From the office of Lawrence Wong Prime Minister of The Republic of Singapore Good afternoon to members of the press. Two days ago the Singapore Police Force (SPF) executed a search warrant at the residence of Melanie Lau ofContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT OF PRIME MINISTER LAWRENCE WONG’S PRESS CONFERENCE CONCERNING THE RESCUE OF RORY D. STEPHEN”

RKS Literature: Spaghetti All Over Her Snout: BAD DOG! (Kerk Murray)

“In that moment of our absence, we discovered that our thirteen-pound senior dog was an acrobat. Chelsea was standing on the table devouring our dinner, unabashed. She looked at us proudly with spaghetti on her nose and a loaf of bread in her mouth. I glanced at my mom, who was furious as she stoodContinue reading “RKS Literature: Spaghetti All Over Her Snout: BAD DOG! (Kerk Murray)”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE!

OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE! I mean it is so obvious I have made Bob’s life better. He enjoys the challenge of waking up between 05:30 and 06:00 to “put me out”. He so enjoys an early start to the day! And falling asleep with me on the bed afterContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE!”