“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: BERGEN DAILY BLATHERER SENDING INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER TO SINGAPORE TO UNCOVER TRUTH ABOUT ABDUCTION OF RORY D. STEPHEN AND THE ROLE OF THE NORTH BERGEN CONSTABULARY IN THE “STEPHEN WESTIE ABDUCTION”

BERGEN DAILY BLATHERER SENDING INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER TO SINGAPORE TO UNCOVER TRUTH ABOUT ABDUCTION OF RORY D. STEPHEN AND THE ROLE OF THE NORTH BERGEN CONSTABULARY IN THE “STEPHEN WESTIE ABDUCTION”

Curiosity and speculation swirl around the role of the North Bergen Constabulary (NBC) in the liberation of Canadian West Highland Terrier Rory Dylan Stephen currently in Singapore under the personal care of Lawrence Wong, Prime Minister of Singapore.

In a recent speech Wong praised the efforts of the NBC in the liberation of Rory so there is a spectacular North New Jersey tale to be told.

Acting chief of the NBC Corry Rupt refused any comment to inquiries of the Bergen Daily Blatherer stating we require more information from the Singapore Police Force.

Reliable and usually but not always confidential sources pointed to a local North Bergen eatery as a transit point for the abduction of Rory D. Stephen.

Newly elected Democrat in District 11 Analila Mejia promised governmental assistance in ensuring New Jersey’s reputation remains pristine stating , “It is bad enough the never ending international griping about the NJ Turnpike and Garden State Freeway.”