THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: WITH TOP DOGS TO NUDE JERSEY WALMART PARKING LOTS
The Singapore Times Exclusive: In a Toronto Opium Den on my Way to North Bergen, Nude Jersey
Madame Fong was a 335-pound trans he him her or they..not sure. From the back door it was down to a basement opium den. Rock n roll stars, winery owners, real estate magnates, a few Catholic priests, some folks with checkered scarves perhaps Palestinian CISIS plants from the University of Toronto and hockey players prostate with pipes up their snouts lamenting a failure to make the NHL playoffs. I was tied up next to a famous Toronto Maple Leafs hockey player who I had seen advertising milk on the telly and a soccer player who had hawked peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I do love peanut butter but it sticks to my mouth. Bob had said if only milk wouldn’t give you worms it would go down well with peanut butter.
I had to pee real bad and almost being potty trained to the max I gave a heads up gotta pee bark but unlike Bob and Fay no one picked up on the hint so I peed on the floor.
Speaking of Bob and Fay…isn’t time they picked me up, poor puppy that I am? And take me home?
Later on a bowl of rice and chopped chicken with a bowl of jasmine tea was placed before me which I lustily consumed and immediately feel asleep. Bastards had drugged me.
I woke up to a voice questioning a nearby person why the truck was headed to the United States. “We are The Top Dogs Touring Company” the voice said, “We are heading to the North Bergen, New Jersey Walmart Supercentre for our first show on our Top Dogs New Jersey Tour. We have 12 shows in New Jersey and one in French River Delaware.”
What is going on here? Where in the hell is North Bergen and what is Nude Jersey?
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