The Singapore Times Exclusive: BUSTED FOR POOPING ALL OVER SINGAPORE
On the last evening of ratting training at Punggol Waterway Park as we strolled to Bobby Jr.’s car nature called and it was poop time. That Singapore Chicken and greens I am being fed is lubricating my intestines quite well. I completed my bodily function and a man in a uniform sprung from the bushes and shouted at me, “You’re busted you filthy mutt!”
Come to think of it I have been crapping all over Singapore and Bobby Jr. hasn’t been picking it up and washing off poop stains as required by Singapore Animal Control.
I can’t blame Bobby Jr. as he was a newbie to dog ownership. Money to pay a maximum fine of $1,000 is not an issue for Bobby Jr. but if this went public my reputation may be soiled, an event we must avoid before participating in the upcoming “Singapore Westie of the Year”. Poopers may be required wear a bight yellow vest in public “I am a dirty pooper.”
Bobby Jr. peeled out $5000 and paid the by law officer who responded he could up the charge under the Singapore Vandalism Act leading to a maximum 8 stroke caning of Bobby Jr. Another $5000 ensured complete discretion!
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