“There’s a most doleful and most mocking funeral! The sea vultures all in pious mourning, the air-sharks all punctiliously in black or speckled. In life but few of them would have helped the whale, I ween, if peradventure he had needed it; but upon the banquet of his funeral, they most piously do bounce. OhContinue reading “RKS Literature: Seagulls as Air Sharks (Herman Melville)”
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“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: BERGEN DAILY BLATHERER SENDING INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER TO SINGAPORE TO UNCOVER TRUTH ABOUT ABDUCTION OF RORY D. STEPHEN AND THE ROLE OF THE NORTH BERGEN CONSTABULARY IN THE “STEPHEN WESTIE ABDUCTION”
BERGEN DAILY BLATHERER SENDING INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER TO SINGAPORE TO UNCOVER TRUTH ABOUT ABDUCTION OF RORY D. STEPHEN AND THE ROLE OF THE NORTH BERGEN CONSTABULARY IN THE “STEPHEN WESTIE ABDUCTION” Curiosity and speculation swirl around the role of the North Bergen Constabulary (NBC) in the liberation of Canadian West Highland Terrier Rory Dylan Stephen currentlyContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: BERGEN DAILY BLATHERER SENDING INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER TO SINGAPORE TO UNCOVER TRUTH ABOUT ABDUCTION OF RORY D. STEPHEN AND THE ROLE OF THE NORTH BERGEN CONSTABULARY IN THE “STEPHEN WESTIE ABDUCTION””
RKS Literature: The 500 Wives and Concubines of the King of Maabar (Marco Polo)
“I give you my word that the king has at least 500 wives or concubines. For I assure you the moment he lays eyes on a beautiful woman or girl he wants her for himself. On one occasion this led him into the shameful behaviour I will describe to you. Let me tell you thatContinue reading “RKS Literature: The 500 Wives and Concubines of the King of Maabar (Marco Polo)”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT OF PRIME MINISTER LAWRENCE WONG’S PRESS CONFERENCE CONCERNING THE RESCUE OF RORY D. STEPHEN
OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT OF PRIME MINISTER LAWRENCE WONG’S PRESS CONFERENCE CONCERNING THE RESCUE OF RORY D. STEPHEN From the office of Lawrence Wong Prime Minister of The Republic of Singapore Good afternoon to members of the press. Two days ago the Singapore Police Force (SPF) executed a search warrant at the residence of Melanie Lau ofContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT OF PRIME MINISTER LAWRENCE WONG’S PRESS CONFERENCE CONCERNING THE RESCUE OF RORY D. STEPHEN”
RKS Literature: The Naked King of Maabar (Marco Polo)
“I can also tell you that in this whole province of Maabar there is no need of tailors or needleworkers to cut or stitch clothes, because all the people go naked all year round. For I assure you that their weather is temperate at all seasons-which is to say it is never cold or hot-Continue reading “RKS Literature: The Naked King of Maabar (Marco Polo)”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RORY D. STEPHEN VICTIM OF ABDUCTION NOW SAFE AND WELL (BUT A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT) IN SINGAPORE
RORY D. STEPHEN VICTIM OF ABDUCTION NOW SAFE AND WELL (BUT A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT) IN SINGAPORE Dearest readers I have been abducted but with gratitude I am presently in the protective custody of my mata-mata friends at the Singapore Police Force (SPF). Through the tireless efforts of the SPF, the North Bergen Constabulary of NewContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RORY D. STEPHEN VICTIM OF ABDUCTION NOW SAFE AND WELL (BUT A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT) IN SINGAPORE”
RKS Literature: The Cannibal and the Gourmand (Herman Melville)
“Go to the meat-market of a Saturday night and see the crowds of live bipeds staring up at the long rows of dead quadrupeds. Does not that sight take a tooth out of the cannibal’s jaw? Cannibals? Who is not a cannibal? I tell you it will be more tolerable for the Fejee that saltedContinue reading “RKS Literature: The Cannibal and the Gourmand (Herman Melville)”
RKS Literature: Gay and Jovial Spirited Sharks (Herman Melville)
“…yet there is no conceivable time or occasion when you will find them in such countless numbers and in gayer or more jovial spirits, than around a dead sperm whale; moored by night to a whaleship at sea. If you have never seen that sight then suspend your decision about the propriety of devil-worship, andContinue reading “RKS Literature: Gay and Jovial Spirited Sharks (Herman Melville)”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: HAS RORY BEEN KIDNAPPED AND HELD HOSTAGE IN SCOTLAND?
HAS RORY BEEN KIDNAPPED AND HELD HOSTAGE IN SCOTLAND? The rumour mill has been churning in my hood. We are encountering the usual gang of dogs and owners and the latter look at me in disbelief asking who the new dog is and what happened to that Westie Rory? It is if I had beenContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: HAS RORY BEEN KIDNAPPED AND HELD HOSTAGE IN SCOTLAND?”
RKS Literature: The Graveyard Beat for a Prostitute? (Guy de Maupassant)
“I went off flabbergasted by what I had seen and trying to imagine what tribe of creatures she belonged to, hunting as obviously she did on this sepulchral terrain. Was she a single prostitute who had struck on the brilliant idea of frequenting graveyards and picking up unhappy men still haunted by the loss ofContinue reading “RKS Literature: The Graveyard Beat for a Prostitute? (Guy de Maupassant)”
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