“Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut : Reggie’s Security Team on the Mend: International Repercussions of The Mexican Shuffle: Chapter Thirty Seven (37)

My prayers were answered. And the prayers of the citizens of Beamsville where Penny hails from too!

Penny clung to life hovering on the edge for three days. Bob, Fay and Penny’s mistress were by her bed 24 hours a day. Bob brought in a world leading veterinarian from Athens to provide the very best care. Penny pulled out of the hungry jaws of death 4 days after her crash. Poor Penny has lost hearing in her left ear.

A joint CSIS/FBI/CIA investigation of the crash concluded her Oodlechopper was brought down by a Russian Handheld Stalin 6000 hand rocket launcher. Shrapnel from the explosion had a butterfly shape unique to Russian missiles launched by the Stalin 6000. Tsar Putin denied any Russian involvement whatever than means.  Forensics identified the attackers as two Egyptians and a Somalian. “The Brothers of the Correct and Only Islam” proudly claimed responsibility. I said if that organization of misfits harmed any of our security team or our family they would pay the price. Consider a Reggie fatwah issued on the head of Mustafa Saddam head of the Brothers. Mustafa’s half brother Rohit was identified by Penny’s Oodlecopter camera transmitted to us before her crash.

The Government of Canada really had no country to blame aside from Russia. Egypt arrested the leadership of the “The Brothers of the Correct and Only Islam” who were residing in Egypt. Mustafa Saddam according to the CIA is residing in Afghanistan. The Mookster’s espionage contacts will no doubt give me an exact location in Afghanistan and I along with some of my team will be “visiting” for fatwah purposes.

Kit Kat suffered a concussion and needed 12 stitches to his head. Ollie’s burns were minor and he was out of the animal hospital in a flash perhaps as he was overly flirtatious with his nursing staff. Ollie is a real charmer.