The Rat Pack, Bob and Fay are steadfast friends with Joe and Jill. These American luminaries were in Canada visiting Prime Minister Justin “Black Face” Trudeau on an “official visit”. Joe had told Bob he and Jill would be delighted to stay with us for a night after his official business concluded in Ottawa. Imagine Canadian Thanksgiving dinner with President Biden and Dr. Jill! Trudeau and his purple haired Governor General were so royally pissed off they were dumped his tattoos were bristling more than when they were when pierced by his numerous inspirational publicly televised COVID vaccinations. Sophie has left him and he will be lonesome on Thanksgiving. The opposition in Parliament is laughing hysterically as a Canadian Prime Minister is dumped in favour of a pack of dogs and Bob a “Disney executive”! These Canadian Conservatives are clueless.
Surrounded by heavy security Joe and Jill arrived at our Bridle Path home. A virtual army of Secret Service and RCMP types surrounded our house. Bob had been slaving away all day preparing a CANADIAN Thanksgiving dinner. Penny is diligently working with the Secret Service doing an aerial sweep of the area in her new Ferrari Oodlecopter. The Mookster is ferreting out North Korean spies. Ollie is smelling for explosives. Kit Kat is in a trance carefully analyzing the area for anything that does not “fit in”.
It was wonderful to see Joe and Jill again. President Biden is a gracious and kind man. He brought us some squeaky toys and he picked up Dillie the Westie and I and gave all of the Rat Pack a pat on their heads. Jill gave us a mincemeat pie she personally baked. Dogs can’t eat raisins so no pie for us.
We had invited Drake and Mr. Gordon Lightfoot (and stinky Bosco) to join us. The humans had a few glasses of wine from a British Columbia winery called Crescent Hill. President Biden loved their Mad Medusa Merlot and Jill liked their sparkling wine called Frizzante. President Biden said this Canadian wine is going to give California a run for the money! President Biden liked the Mad Medusa so much he was going to order several cases for the White House wine cellar.
Mr. Gordon Lightfoot brought his guitar which delighted President Biden as he was a huge fan of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”. Drake rapped out a song as well. I could never have imagined such a crowd would be in our house. Happy conversation, laughing, the clinking of glasses and THE SMELL OF TURKEY!
President Biden said grace and it was moving as he thanked (and sincerely meant it) God for us all being together safe and sound. We all tucked in and everyone had seconds! Joe looks thin but boy he put a lot of turkey away and his plate was swimming in Bob’s killer gravy. The Rat Pack and Bosco had a special meal of white turkey meat, mashed potatoes, Bob’s legendary turkey dressing, Brussel sprouts and carrots. Our tummies were so full of this wonderful food we fell asleep. WE DOGS LOVE TURKEY! President Biden told a very funny story of how on American Thanksgiving he had to pardon a turkey and save its life. Americans can be so funny. Oh goodness Bosco is farting up a storm as his system simply can’t digest Brussel Sprouts.
We had dessert of pumpkin pie and mincemeat pie with some wine from the island of Samos in Greece which was made with Muscat grapes. Again Joe and Jill said they never heard of this sweet wine but Bob said it had been famous for a very long time. Fay is from Samos. President Biden is a honey fanatic so when Fay said Samos has the best honey in the world Joe said on his next official visit to Greece he simply must stop in Samos to try and buy Samian honey!
Mr. Gordon Lightfoot kept us entertained and in a strange but wonderful combination Drake and Mr. Gordon Lightfoot sang a couple of songs! We wrapped up this long and exciting day at 11 when President Biden said he had to go to bed as he was off to Washington early in the morning.
I was in a deep sleep when President Biden said good-bye early in the morning saying to Dillie that the Rat Pack were always welcome to visit. He said we were SUCH GOOD DOGS. Oh my I suddenly thought of Karim and Anwar in The Land Beyond as President Biden shook my paw and Dillie’s saying what a good time he had. Politics just flew out my head for a day he said. Imagine an Egyptian rescue dog a good friend with an American President! Off he and Jill flew in a helicopter CO-PILOTED BY PENNY!
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