“Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” : The Final Cut: The New Rat Pack: Ollie Speaks: He Loves the Smell of Napalm in the Morning! Chapter Forty Five (45)

Well Penny claims to be the best-looking dog in the Rat Pack. With my exceedingly good looks we may make a nice pair! In addition to my good looks they didn’t call me in China “The One with The Enlightened Nose” for nothing. While steak and chicken are easy marks for my olfactory abilities’ explosives are my game. I love the smell of napalm in the morning just as much as a rare steak.

I initially perceived my role as protecting Reggie from nefarious anti-canine elements but after the “Bulgarian Incident” where my master lost his arm in an explosion and Dillie was severely injured I recognize in the Rat Pack we are all for one and one for all! I protect my fellow brothers and sisters.

When master Dunny adopted me I quickly acquainted myself with Reggie and Dillie the Westie as they lived just up the street. The Mookster lives even closer! So we kibbitzed frequently on our walks. I attest the sagacity and bravery of that saint of a West Highland Terrier and the grit and determination of Reggie. Our Ratpack has what it takes to get the job done whatever it may be.

I have my eyes on the Houthi and the Blowfish extremists in Yemen for two reasons. They have previously burnt photos of Reggie in effigy. Violent nutcakes who are somewhat proficient with explosives are a distinct threat. The Houthi rabble are threatening shipping in the Red Sea threatening the supply of chicken kibble the Rat Pack thrives on.

I am very worried about Houthi and the Blowfish rebels says Ollie!

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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