As The Mookster and a North Korean defector and ashamedly at one point a member of The Supreme Leader’s Ruling Cartel I have an intimate nature of the snakes in politics. I have an intelligence network second to none in fact far superior to the CIA. It could be because my sources are dogs all over the globe. Many of their masters are governmental types that carelessly converse with their dogs who then may just pass it on to me. We dogs communicate with each other so rest assured dogs are not “just dogs”.

Ollie may be a sniffer of objects but I am a sniffer of threats to our Rat Pack. My intelligence network is buzzing with Houthi and the Blowfish hatred and Reggie has not made friends with this nutcake group that are stuck in a misogynist second century. They take offence to a Muslim dog as portrayed in “Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”. In their progressive ideology only men can be true Muslims. Dogs and women are in the same category.
And you know my incredible sight is a Rat Pack asset. My mistress trained me well in sentry duty as I stare out of the living room and bedroom window all day. I can see an ant on the sidewalk from 60 paces.
In my spare time I champion for the rights of abused dogs which started in North Korea with the very short lived “Keep Dogs Out of the Hot Pot Luncheon Specials”. We are currently investigating a Vietnamese restaurant on Victoria Park Avenue in Toronto for some questionable hot pot ingredients.
