The United States viewing audience watching Dr. Phil has now increased by millions. There are more viewers watching the drama than have ever watched the Super Bowl even that one with that biker looking thug and Taylor Swift. There are 68 members of the audience being held hostage along with Dr. Phil and his wife and of course Bob and me Reggie! Luckily Kit Kat has been removed by a fleeing audience member and Dr. Phil, a religious man, leads a prayer session for Kit Kat. Please Allah I say let Kit Kat see another day.
The studio is surrounded by police, FBI, media and an elite squad of Secret Service agents has been sent by President Biden by Executive order. Video screens have been set up in the studio and we understand The Mookster will shortly be on screen to lead the hostage negotiations.
The hostage taker identifies himself as Mustafa from the Houthi brethren. He demands the immediate decapitation of all members of the Israeli Knesset by midnight or he will detonate the plastic explosives taped to his body and he has his finger on the detonator and he is VERY NERVOUS.
In a flash The Mookster is on the screen and it is a Mookster I have never seen oozing confidence and authority yet earnest and sincere. And you thought he was nothing but a cute fluffball!
Bob is on his mobile with The Mookster and the story is shockingly simple. Relying The Mookster’s intelligence network it is revealed Mustafa has ED despite his 21 Burka clad wives. Using the most sophisticated psychological tests The Mookster hypothesizes Mustafa wants to be a martyr so he can “get it on” with the virgins waiting for him in heaven.
Dr. Phil hasn’t been on television for 21 years for nothing. He sidles up to Mustafa in the most charming fashion and offers him a fully paid week at an ED boot camp to get hm back to the “earthly swing of things”. The Mookster goes offline with Joe and using the compassion and empathy card ensures Mustafa will not be gunned down and will be permitted to attend the ED boot camp in Mountain Lakes New Jersey but after that will be apprehended and immediately deported to Yemen.
Mustafa removes his explosives and is immediately transported to his ED boot camp.
Bob and I return to our hotel room. He is looking terribly pale and wobbly. We order room service and poor Bob is so tired no walk for me instead he apologizes and puts me out on the patio to pee. He crashes out fully clothed on the bed. I jump up and give him a good snuggle. He needs it!
A Bird's Eye View of Fashion, Food, Travel, Culture, Beverage and Curiosity 