The Penniless Pensioner and A Campanian Wine: Memories of His Murdered Wife

I am uncertain how many of you know me. You will soon be able to read more about me in the Final Cut of my autobiography “The Penniless Pensioner”. Rest assured I am not a crotchety Mr. Otto or Mr. Wilson character timidly nibbling on a can of cat food with toasted stale reduced Wonder Bread although some may say my brief stint with Bernie Madoff may have created a few truly penniless pensioners. But I was acquitted!

My pedigree is a man of adventure including scoring goals in a Canadian hockey game against Ken Dryden, running a Napoli narcotics operation, having my beautiful wife Lola murdered in a Campanian hit, hanging out with John and Oko and staging a Romanian hit or two for starters. And that huge Russian drone purchase I sabotaged. But until I am revived you are stuck with some of my thoughts on wine and this case full of haunting memories of Lola my murdered wife.

My dear departed Lola!

Aroma: Just the right amount of oak has imparted a toasty aroma and in fact almost creating a creamy aroma. A variety of rich black fruits so well melded together it is difficult to describe them individually. Can we throw out a compliment and say well blended!

Palate: Heaps more black fruit particularly black cherry and cherry liqueur but all said and done a bit harsh and diffuse which needs a bit more time to smooth out.

Personality: Reminds me of a loyal follower of mine when I was a Campanian narcotic Don Peniless. Simple, strong and unswervingly loyal but a bit intellectually deficient.

Food Match: With my beloved Napoli pizza and only Napoli and never Roma!!

Cellarbility: Drink by 2027-year end.

Price: $14.95 CDN (Ontario).

Penniless Pensioner 2024 Rating: 87/100. Wine Align 89.

(Rinomata Cantina Tombacco 2021, Aglianico Del Beneventano IGT, VI.TO.S.R.L., Trebbaseleghe, Italy, 750 mL,14%).

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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