We have a quiet breakfast in our Malibu beach house prepared by Nicole’s housekeeper followed by a walk on the beach and poor Bob gets a sunburn so his face looks like a cherry!
Bob looks like Charles Aznavour with his mug burnt to a crisp. Bob is Mr. Lobster for a few hours then a rugged tan sets in. He is wearing his vintage 1964 Oleg Cassini tuxedo and lizard boots Mr. Urban has provided him with. Glasses by Fresco’s in Toronto.
Fay has selected a classic Yves St. Laurent gown designed and worn by Jane Fonda when she was 23 at Yves’ studio and later donated to the YSL museum in Paris and subsequently loaned to Fay although it had to be let out “just a bit”. Fay has been in “make-up” for close to two hours. I recognize her scent but her face? Is this the Fay I see in the morning in a bathrobe clutching a Westie themed mug full of steaming coffee. Her shoes and purse are Mr. Mavros from Athens. Jewelry by Bulgari.
Dylan the Westie and I are wearing our Hamilton Tiger Cats football team jerseys. Nicole’s housekeeper had worked so hard to remove the grass stains. Dylan has a diamond studded collar from Coach and Tiffany’s in New York. I am wearing a collar designed by Aboriginal Handicrafters in Darwin, Australia. There are over $350,967 AUD of inlaid tourmaline and opals all mined in the Northern Territories.
Moira Saganski, investment fund and venture capitalist , the most gracious wife of Martin Malivoire, is wearing a classic Chanel emerald coloured long billowing skirt and a wrap to match accompanied by a black velvet bustier with diamond studs matching a three diamond ring designed by the multi-talented Martin Malivoire himself and then created by an anonymous famous jeweler (on probation) in Niagara-on-the-Lake located somewhere near the Niagara-on-the-Lake Golf and Country Club home of the most expensive truffle burger in Canada. Her watch is inlaid in a Cartier gold bracelet surrounded by diamonds. Yes the emerald themed gown matches her Irish skin and hair. Is this the Moira that lugs around cases of Moira Rosé at Malivoire Winery in construction boots and a Johnny Rotten T-Shirt?
With such a dazzling fashion sense can Martin Malivoire match such a stunningly attired wife? Definitely not but he tries with a vintage Issi Miyake tuxedo and beautiful handcrafted Italian shoes from Barolo’s famous shoemaking shop in Cerrato, Piedmont. I hear Moira mumbling, “No way my man is ever wearing those damn shiny patent leather jobs.”
And Penny, Moira and Martin’s oodle and a damn fine and brave Oodlecopter pilot with her beautiful coat of fur which no designer outfit could ever compliment is wearing a simple leather collar studded with Northwest Territory diamonds. It is designed by the exclusive Chien Boutique in Stoney Creek.
Nicole looks smashing with so many designers to be mentioned it is better not to! Mr. Urban wears a Mod Top Rockers Brighton Beach Beatle’s suit and vintage Frye boots. We hop into the limo and arrive at the Red Carpet which is jammed full of movie stars, models and celebrities.
I am in a dream but so deep in it I must say “Red Carpet” is a misnomer as the carpet is Champagne coloured. But all ignore that stupid gaffe and still refer to the carpet as red.
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