Press Release: Spoof News Services: Acting President Elon Musk Opens Trump Golden Age Plaza Hotel in Gaza City: 23February2029: Tel Aviv

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Acting President Elon Musk opened The Trump Golden Age Plaza Hotel in Gaza City this evening. Acting President Musk expressed concern about the whereabouts of Vice President Nochance and President Donald J. Trump last seen at a “Golden Age” celebratory dinner at the Muskmobile Automotive plant in Languish, Michigan. Apparently the autoworkers, all volunteer Gaza workers, were so excited to see President Trump and Vice President Nochance they simply disappeared in the crowd.

Based on the co-operation between the State of Israel and the United States of America the Gaza Territory has become the 52cnd State of the United States. Canada was named a State in 2026.

Acting President Musk praised the spirit of the American people in their resurrection of the Gaza Territory making it a premier resort destination with superb beaches, the best USDA Prime Beef and the glittering Kushner Casino.

Acting President Musk told attendees at the opening ceremony in the Tucker Carlson Ballroom further development is ongoing and that the Netenyahoo Ski Centre is in its final stage of construction in Greenland set to become the 53rd state in 2031.

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Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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