“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom” (Dylan the Westie Intervenes)

DYLAN THE WESTIE INTERVENES: THINKS RORY HAS A BIT TOO MUCH OF A SWAGGER!

Sorry. I have been in The Land Beyond for over two years now and happily adjusting. I really shouldn’t intervene but Rory has too much of a swagger which can be forgiven (but not left uncommented upon) due to his puppydom.

At a very early age I made the mistake of rushing a cat and received a scratch on my nose with a few drops of blood in return for my “bravery”. To Rory I say keep your distance pup and respect cats and you will be rewarded and suffer less bloodied anatomy by managing your chase instinct. Stick to squirrels. A chance in hell of ever catching one but so much fun in trying. I saw today at 13 weeks you had your first squirrel chase. Well done pup!

As for Mr G’s cats it took me a couple of visits to Boris and Nastasha to warm up to them. Let’s say peaceful co-existence and my goodness I enjoyed sneaking in for a gobble of their cat food.

Let me say it would be highly respectful to mind your manners with Boris and Natasha considering Mr G is your godfather.

Rory, I am keeping an eye out on you and I may have to step in now and then if you need some correction and guidance.

And by the way and take it from me please learn the difference between a skunk and a squirrel.  

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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