“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: POTTY TRAINING: THE THRILL OF VICTORY AND THE AGONY OF DEFEAT

POTTY TRAINING: THE THRILL OF VICTORY AND THE AGONY OF DEFEAT

Not to make an overarching analogy to Jim Mackay’s phrase for ABC’s Wide World of Sports “The Thrill of Victory and the Agony of Defeat” but I would have to apply that phrase to my potty training.

When I do my “business” outside everyone is dancing with extreme delight with smiles and hugs and sweet talk for me. “Good Boy Rory!!!!”

When it is inside stern words and glaring stares. Don’t I have the right as a puppy to relieve myself when nature calls? This would only apply when I am outside it seems. I am slowly processing that idea but that takes some time. Puppy’s brains are small you see. Do human babies continually soil themselves? Give puppies a break!

Isn’t life with dogs one of compromise? Why can’t I pee and poop outside sometimes then inside. Call it a puppy compromise. I can do my business inside but I receive a blast of displeasure which manifests itself as guilt for me and sometimes for Bob and Fay guilt for their chastising. I’d rather not have to play on this emotional see saw so believe me world I am trying. I want the thrill and not the agony. Bob and Fay too!  

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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