“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RORY Laments He is No Tramp! Puppy Pasta Lunges

RORY Laments He is No Tramp! Puppy Pasta Lunges

My lamentation about not being a tramp has nothing to do with morality. It refers to Tramp on the Disney film “Lady and the Tramp”.

Do you recall that scene in the alley behind the restaurant when Tramp eloquently slurps up a string of pasta? Bob was boiling up a pot of pasta for dinner tonight (unfortunately not mine but his) and when I barked my “tribute” Bob dangled a linguine noodle in front of my eyes and what a mess as I just about took off his finger in a “pasta lunge”. How clumsy of me and Bob said I should take it easy and concentrate on elegance not savagery. He tried it again without much success and a piece stuck on the back of my noggin which Bob discovered an hour later after it congealed. What an embarrassment. Bob said that Dylan the Westie was an expert and noted, “You should have seen him with bucatini!!!! No worries Rory lots of practice awaits as after all….you are still a puppy!”

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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