The White House announced today the cessation of the Ukrainian Conflict. Crimea will revert to joint ownership of Russia, North Korea and Mired Lang Investments of Kushner, Michigan. The American sector of Crimea will be managed by Mired Lang Investments and will be subject to resort development. Doge Musky, president of Mired Lang Investments, expressedContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Ukraine “Conflict” to End: (Mired Lang, Florida: 12February2025)”
Category Archives: Travel
Spoof News Services: White House Releases Pictures of VIP Guantanamo Bay Accommodations: Baltimore, Maryland: 9February2025
The White House released pictures today of VIP accommodations for top level guests of the Government of the United States. Canadian and Panamanian guests are currently enjoying the facilities and a US Airforce Super Galaxy C-5-M aircraft will be shortly ferrying Greenlander guests to the facility. In addition to a full range of leisure activitiesContinue reading “Spoof News Services: White House Releases Pictures of VIP Guantanamo Bay Accommodations: Baltimore, Maryland: 9February2025”
Press Release: Spoof News Services: Acting President Elon Musk Opens Trump Golden Age Plaza Hotel in Gaza City: 23February2029: Tel Aviv
Acting President Elon Musk opened The Trump Golden Age Plaza Hotel in Gaza City this evening. Acting President Musk expressed concern about the whereabouts of Vice President Nochance and President Donald J. Trump last seen at a “Golden Age” celebratory dinner at the Muskmobile Automotive plant in Languish, Michigan. Apparently the autoworkers, all volunteer GazaContinue reading “Press Release: Spoof News Services: Acting President Elon Musk Opens Trump Golden Age Plaza Hotel in Gaza City: 23February2029: Tel Aviv”
Post Trumpmatic Stress Syndrome Sweeping Canada
Spoof News Services: Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario: 6February2025: The Minister of Well Being of Canada, Dr. Hellbert Humdinger, announced today sporadic swells of a new physiological-psychiatric disease are rapidly spreading throughout the country. Scientists at the Psychiatric Centre for Canadian Mental Health in Hamilton, Ontario have identified the affliction as romanempoerosisbactilius. The cause has been preliminarily attributedContinue reading “Post Trumpmatic Stress Syndrome Sweeping Canada”
RKS 2025 Wine: An $8.99 USD Pinot Noir in Palm Springs, California
At one end of Palm Springs at 350 South Palm Canyon Drive there lies a Grocery Outlet a discount grocery store with an interior about as warm as the minus 22 temperatures I left Toronto in. This section of Palm Springs boasts a Palm Springs Art Museum Architecture and Design Centre and an Eisenhower MedicalContinue reading “RKS 2025 Wine: An $8.99 USD Pinot Noir in Palm Springs, California”
RKS Travel: Beauty and Death in the Desert: Palm Springs Air Museum
The Palm Springs Air Museum in Palm Springs, California has 70 vintage aircraft from WWII, Korea, Vietnam and a Stealth Bomber used in Iraq. My visit sparked a resurgence of memories. There is a certain beauty to most of the aircraft particularly the B-17 bomber where for a small fee you can enter the interior.Continue reading “RKS Travel: Beauty and Death in the Desert: Palm Springs Air Museum”
RKS Travel: The Botanical Beauty of the Desert: Sunnylands Center and Gardens in Rancho Mirage, California
Many know of Rancho Mirage’s plethora of spectacular golf courses, country clubs, glam hotels and restaurants set amid palm trees and the brown towering and sometimes snowcapped mountains of the Coachella Valley in Southern California but one should not overlook the Sunnylands Centre & Gardens located at 37977 Bob Hope Drive. Sunnylands is a 200-acreContinue reading “RKS Travel: The Botanical Beauty of the Desert: Sunnylands Center and Gardens in Rancho Mirage, California”
Press Release: Trans Canada Air to Charge Passengers for Bathroom Use
Toronto: 4December2024: Spoof Wire Services Canada’s greediest and most detested air carrier announced yet another extra fee payable by all passengers except for those in its Big Wig Class which will kick in beginning 1January2025. All non-Big Wig Class passengers will be required to pay a $10 “Privilege Fee” to access all WC’s onboard. ForContinue reading “Press Release: Trans Canada Air to Charge Passengers for Bathroom Use”
RKS Travel: WC Blues on Long Airplane Flights
I have taken transatlantic flights with Air Canada, Air Transat, TAP Air Portugal, Lufthansa, SATA, EVA Air and most recently with KLM Royal Dutch Airlines on Economy and Enhanced Economy fares. Their WC bathrooms start clean enough and in all instances, other than with EVA Air, the WC is after a few in-flight hours inContinue reading “RKS Travel: WC Blues on Long Airplane Flights”
RKS Travel: The Snotty Nosed and Wheezing Passengers and Mega Selfishness
On my second flight to Toronto from Thessaloniki on KLM to JFK Airport in New York I had to listen to that gurgling cough, pulling up snots in the nose and sneezing from two nearby passengers the whole flight. The selfish prigs (a polite term) were not wearing a mask and they hacked, gurgled andContinue reading “RKS Travel: The Snotty Nosed and Wheezing Passengers and Mega Selfishness”
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