Virus#26: Donald J. Trump Assassinated

Chapter 25 “COVID political upheavals: Donald J. Trump assassinated.”

By the time the 4 waves of COVID thundered through the globe many political leaders had been assassinated primarily by family members of the fatalities. The common thread of the assassinations was based on political mismanagement and hatred.

As the former President of the United States that had witnessed close to 400,000 fatalities by the time the 2020 November presidential elections were in swing the Orange Toad refused any responsibility whatsoever for the American death count. At one point he boasted we have 5 cases and we are on top of it. With civil unrest burning up the nation it was noticeably clear he was insane.

That didn’t work so Trump blamed the Chinese in a great Wuhan cover-up. Then he blamed the WHO. Then he blamed Sleepy Joe Biden Then CNN. Then Fauci.  A master of the blame game? Or a stupid incompetent nasty television personality that couldn’t run any of his businesses without them declaring bankruptcy and screwing thousands of contractors. A successful businessman my ass! A successful President well no comment required.

Well as Donald J. Trump was golfing at Merde Lago in Florida in 2025, and cheating terribly with his scorecard, there was a secret service agent Buster Scruggs who walked up to Trump as he was taking the approach shot to the 18th hole and opened his jacket full of explosives packed in Lysol wipes containers and said stick these wipes up your ass. The Trumpster and his wife (and poor Baron ) who were in the golf cart were splattered all over it. Scruggs family had drunk a bottle or two of Lysol so yes Scruggs was a bit pissed off!

America continued its bloody thirst for presidential assassinations but this time there was joy. As the casket of the doubly impeached Presidential casket was drawn to a pauper’s grave in Newark, New Jersey there was a street party on the funeral route with empty liquor bottles thrown at the hearse. A send-off wholeheartedly deserved.

As for me I am so overwhelmed with grief I CAN’T BREATHE! The Hemorrhoid former President will be remembered as a crude piece of shit in American history.

Published by Robert K Sephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food and drink, travel, and lifestyle issues. He is one of the few non-national writers to be certified as a wine specialist by the Society of Wine Educators, in Washington, DC. Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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