Sputnik Five Fizzles!

Posted byRobert K Stephen (CSW)Posted inhealthTags:,

A little Birdie told me so news wire service 21 January 2035

The Russian Health Service Authority reported today that there has been a resurgence of Alzheimer’s disease in Russia.

It would be attributable to the widespread use of the Sputnik 5 vaccine says Igor Lieall the  Russian Minister of Disinformation,

The Sputnik Vaccine which had received the holy blessing of the Orthodox Church of Russia and Tsar Putin Of Russia says initially so successful seems to have spiked a huge wave. of Alzheimer’s cases in Russia.

Vladimir Bulshitsky in the Ministry of Health of the Tsardom of Russia stated today that Sputnik 5 is infallible. Bulshitsky stated. “Sputnik 5 Vaccine is flawless as stated by our holy ruler of Russian Putin:”

Why then sudden spike in Alzheimer’s ?

Vladimir Bulshitsky replied there is no evidence Holy Mother Russia’s vaccine could have caused the enormous increase in Alzheimer’s cases. Tsar Putin and his holy alliance of the Russian Orthodox church makes such a relationship impossible

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

Leave a comment