“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 77 “Jiber Fabricates and Transforms into René Hecklevesque”

The Jiber continued, “The Brits arrived in Quebec after the French and after a long struggle culminating in the Battle of the Plains of Brahms defeated the French. But they were calculatingly polite letting the French retain their language, schools and religion. The Brits should have crushed them like flies and wiped them out but instead let them flourish in their culture sowing the seeds for unified resentment to their oppression. By goodness the Brits even gave them some rights! Now the ancestors of the British in Quebec are paying the price, Sedition, rebellion and separatist ideology.  The Catholic Church in Quebec kept their flock under strict control to the delight of the British masters. There were upstarts that challenged the Catholic Church but they were flash in the pans that is until the Quiet Revolution started in the 1960’s. The Brits over a few generations became the Anglos of Quebec controlling the French through economic power. The third largest French city in the world and the language of commerce was English. The French had the low paying jobs and were second class citizens and the Anglos sold out to the Americans.

The leaders of Quebec have always been pestered by the leaders of Canada. While the National Assembly of Quebec was full of the French the vast majority were supportive of a federalist Canada but as the National Assembly bows to the Canadian federalists a saucy and rebellious faction leads the province down a risky path of true independence creating Quebec as its own country. My friends this is what we are going to capitalize on. All we have to do my crew is to persuade these Quebeckers or Quebecois as they like to refer to themselves as that we can deliver them from the hands of their Anglo masters. We will promise them a world of freedom and cultural sovereignty. In the meantime some of you will concentrate on establishing contacts within the American political and business machine. We have to persuade these Quebeckers to create their own country which when created we’ll hand over to the Americans in return for control over the population to create a conquering army with Zortixia our first piece of booty. The rest of Canada won’t give a damn as these Quebeckers have been a thorn in their side for many years. Canada has no army to challenge an American invasion. So the game we play is high powered nationalism. I have developed an action plan with detailed descriptions of your responsibilities. You have Earthling money, forged identity documents and Earthling clothes so let’s get going. My new identity will be René Hecklevesque and my goal is to capture the reigns of power of Quebec and lead it out of the country of Canada and deliver it to the Americans giving us control of enough Quebeckers to create a conquering army. In order to cement their race to space and give them access to the goods and technology of The Federation these Americans will be only too happy to assist us including providing us with weapons!

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food and drink, travel, and lifestyle issues. He is one of the few non-national writers to be certified as a wine specialist by the Society of Wine Educators, in Washington, DC. Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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