“My Life as a Golf Marshall” : My Third Breast

Yes this is a strange but true story about me. I was playing with a foursome comprised of work buddies. I made the mistake of being 10 yards ahead of one of the foursome. He was not a very good golfer but in any case, a wicked and almost impossible slice hit me in the middle of the chest. Such nasty and burning pain. By the next day I had a third breast and it was black and blue. So off to the doctor who had a chuckle he quickly stopped and apologized saying as a medical student he had studied a man who had his face destroyed by a golf ball. I realized just how lucky I had been. Golfers beware! Don’t think It can’t happen to you.

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food and drink, travel, and lifestyle issues. He is one of the few non-national writers to be certified as a wine specialist by the Society of Wine Educators, in Washington, DC. Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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