As the driving force nagging and oppressing a golf Marshall is “Ready Golf” what does this fantasy involve? Actually it is quite simple but a foreign concept for 99% of Canadian golfers. It really means at the tee box taking one practice swing and hitting the ball. No ass wiggling, No 5 practice swings. No setting up a view finder as to yardage. Just hit the frigging ball.
And if you manage to find your ball as abusive swingers are usually shitty golfers and lose their ball walk up and hit the ball. Really do you need a multiple practice swings?
Then walk up to your ball and simply hit it. 5 practice swings only shows what a clueless dickhead you are.
If you are ahead of the rest of the foursome let them hit and move up to your ball and then hit. Let them catch up and hit and then you hit. It is easier if you have a cart as you can move up and face your cart as a protective device for those golfers hitting behind you. Let them hit and you hit.
Assuming you are on the green and the laggards are walking up the fairway then putt out and move to the next hole and get ready to tee off. Don’t wait for the laggards to putt out before setting up for your next tee-off. Golfers do you need practice swings for a putt? Putt the frigging ball.
From my perspective this is the way to keep a good pace going. Brutal no. Courteous yes. Of course as we move to autumn and winter such promptness may not be required due to a reduced course occupancy.
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