“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 106 The President Affliction Tape Sparks Further Anti-American Attacks: Premier of Quebec Loves George Wallace Policies!

In the seminal issue in the United Mutations International Herald Ricky Rigirdle of the United Mutations in New York wrote:

Isn’t this Montreal CIA scam disgusting behaviour of the United Sates government. This government is not the government of mutants or the people of the United States. The government is gladhanded by the military industrial complex and the wealthy that sent so many American boys to die in Vietnam in a fruitless but very profitable war for the American military industrial complex. It really has been like this throughout the history of the United States that was founded by a group of petit bourgeois opportunists.

Unfortunately, we are Americans as we live in this corrupt and cursed country. Don’t blame us for that. Give us a break. And as outcast Americans we say beware of any private bible thumping group of Christians that seek to shove Christianity down your throat with food and medicine or by any American government official. Once they have their foot in the door it is impossible to shove the entire body away. “Our government” is a greedy apparatus feeding off profits it can suck out of peasants and the impoverished. The DEA “Drug on Wars” kills farmers by spraying paraquat on their marijuana cash crop and them and then sickens Americans who smoke the contaminated Mary Jane. The CIA is a dangerous tool of the most corrupt of the corrupt. Beware of Americans and as in Montreal with the Hexpos don’t play ball with them or thy will steal all your bases and replace them with missile bases.

Montenez of the CDQ also wrote;

In the CDQ we have always warned of the American danger. During the enactment of the War Pretensions Act in Canada we hypothesized the Americans would do their utmost to create hostilities in the Province of Quebec because once a spirit of anti-Americanism had been built the US Marines would come in and make Quebec the 51st state. We believe this “Froggie politician” Affliction had mentioned as having a deal struck with was none other than René Hecklevesque who would beg for American intervention to prop up his reputation as a great a patriotic defender of the Province of Quebec. He is no protector as he wants to sell out the province to Americans.

The Premier of Quebec, Bob Poorassa, heard of the mutants discovery of the Affliction transcript and laughed profusely. Oh what a colourful group of people these mutants were. Mostly “Têtes Carrés” for sure. But Poorassa’s merriment somewhat dissipated after finishing his  Crap Dinner directly from the pot very milky just the way he liked it. The tape of Affliction was not a joke and the American NBC network had paid the United Mutations a cool million for it. Professional voice analysis had verified indeed it was Affliction on the tape.

Poorassa called a press conference at 9 p.m. where he would announce stern measures to bolster provincial sovereignty but as no new Montreal metro stations were being constructed naming the stations in honour of Quebecois nationalists was not an option but a new Bill 101 would be drafted to further the resurgence of the Quebec nationalists and send 400,000 Anglos living in Quebec driving to safety along the Highway 401 to Toronto. A foreign land where one could advertise in any language without language police slapping fines on them. It wasn’t enough that Quebec Anglo’s were 20% of the population but less than 1% of the jobs in the Quebec civil service were held by the Anglos.

Poorassa was seriously considering passing legislation requiring Anglos to sit in the back of busses and eat only in Anglo only lunch counters. George Wallace was a hero to a desperate Poorassa.

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food and drink, travel, and lifestyle issues. He is one of the few non-national writers to be certified as a wine specialist by the Society of Wine Educators, in Washington, DC. Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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