I wake up in a strange shadowy place. I am in the land beyond? I have a searing pain in my leg and there is blood all over my white fur. I am in pain and I cry and a man comes over and tries to reassure me. He says he is an animal doctor who has been ordered by President Zelensky to take care of me. He gives me an injection and I fall asleep.
I wake up again and my leg does not hurt so much. And then the most remarkable thing happens! Our President Zelensky comes and sits by me and he pats my head and thanks me for being a hero of the Ukraine? He talks to me and tells me my murderous attack and killing of “The Brute” was captured in video by one of the soldiers in the patrol I ran to. The video has been shown on national television and Ukrainians are very proud of “Andrij Hero of The Soul of Ukraine”. Soldiers fighting the Russians are shouting my name as they start a new offensive. They are pushing down the Russians in the mud they deserve to die in.
Before I know it many media are in the room watching President Zelensky give me the highest military honour of the Ukraine! The media swarms in and hears Zelensky tell my story. I understand I am an inspiration to the free world. My video has appeared on Russian state TV courtesy of top rate Bulgarian hackers. Demonstrations against Tsar Putin are sweeping Russia. President Zelensky shoos out the media saying I need my rest. Perhaps I am dead after all. I fall asleep again with President Zelensky and his aids surrounding me and singing our national anthem. A simple orphaned dog having such huge effects on human history.
Tsar Putin has put a reward on my head of $5 million dollars.