The Latest Song on the 1975 Czech Hit Parade
I love those Russians like my mother but even more
they prevented us from being a capitalist whore
We love them so ooh ooh ja ja ja!
I want to be a star for The Party
Like my deceased comrade Uncle Marty
The Russians liberated us in 1945
and since then we’ve become a bee in their loving hive
In 1968 capitalist roaders brainwashed us thinking we were strong
thank God Russia taught us we were wrong
They tell us what to do ooh ooh ooh
We love you so Mother Russia
If anyone dares start gnawing at your Empire
you’ll show your ire
with rockets, rapes and pillaging fire
like you did in Berlin in 45
let’s put our patriotism in overdrive oh ooh oh
I love my comrades in Russia
they are stronger and wiser
we love to listen to our CSSR party
they are yours and mine
and led by Gustáv Husák they take the Russian line
Oh to be a satellite under Russia’s mite
is like being under a joyous bright light and My mama and papa love the times
because it says so in all those big red signs
We’ll soon forget 1968
as they have eliminated everyone we could possibly hate
We are the CSSR at least so says the party in the USSR that tells us we are
Mother Russia we love you so ooh ooh ja a ja
Comrade Robert K Stephen (approved by the Czech Ministry of Holy Mother Russia Friendship)