Wa Wa, Ontario, Canada: 29December2024: Spoof New Services: It was announced today that Vice President Elect of the United States of America, J.D. Vance will be appointed by the unnamed Governor of Canada State, thought to be Wayne Gretzky, as the new mayor of the Ontario city Wa Wa in early in February 2025.
Vice President Elect Vance expressed his delight with his upcoming appointment stating as Wa Wa was the site of the birthplace of Canadian statehood and the present capital of the republic of Manitoba his upcoming appointment will have an enormous historical impact. Vance stated the following upon attending a Proud Boys Reunion at an undisclosed Washington pizzeria, “It is an honour to accept this appointment to a city that powers the Canadian economy. Our presence in Wa Wa will solidify the enormous pride all Canadians share as a result of becoming the 51st state of the United States. My first act of administration of Wa Wa will be to offer an amnesty to all residents convicted of chowing down on dogs and cats. Wa Wa will be the pride of the 51st state of the United States, Canada State and it is the intention of federal and state governments that Wa Wa be the capital of Canada State. Once Canada State Governor Wayne Gretzky is sworn in as Governor of Canada State details of a grand inauguration will be announced.”
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