RKS American Literature:  Nineteen-Year-Old Low Class Polak Bruno Lefty Bicek Questioned for Murder by High Class Polak Captain Kozak (Nelson Algren)

He didn’t like this kid. This was a low-class Polak. He himself was a high-class Polak because his name was Adamovitch and not Adamowski. This sort of kid kept spoiling things for the high-class Polaks by always showing off instead of just being good citizens like the Irish. That was why the Irish ran CityContinue reading “RKS American Literature:  Nineteen-Year-Old Low Class Polak Bruno Lefty Bicek Questioned for Murder by High Class Polak Captain Kozak (Nelson Algren)”

American Ambassador to Canada Names First Recipient of Canadians Making America Great Again to Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation

Spoof News Services: Stoney Creek, Ontario: 21October2026 Zeke Huffinpuff the United States Ambassador to Canada announced today he was awarding the first Canadians Making America Great Again award to the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation (OLG) for its promotion of travel to the United States referencing a current OLG advertisement for the 6/49 Lottery. AContinue reading “American Ambassador to Canada Names First Recipient of Canadians Making America Great Again to Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation”

RKS POLISH Literature:  Remember You Are but a Farmhand and Never Will You be a Farmer! (The clever kulak’s attempt to keep wages down) (Władysław Reymont)

And the reverend teaches that elders are to be respected. Each has his own different place and to each the Lord Jesus has allotted it. The Lord has allotted yours too, so mind it and do not cross the line. Don’t push your way to the first place and don’t raise yourself above the rest-forContinue reading “RKS POLISH Literature:  Remember You Are but a Farmhand and Never Will You be a Farmer! (The clever kulak’s attempt to keep wages down) (Władysław Reymont)”

RKS African Literature: CONTROL OF MEDIA: Manipulating the Workers of KENYON-SAXON EXPORTERS: HUMAN BLOOD AND FLESH (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)

Kimeedeeri will also publish newspapers, whose role will be to denigrate those opposed to the system of drinking human blood and eating human flesh, and to celebrate the charitable hand-outs of Kimeedeeri and his friends. Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o, “Devil on the Cross”, 1982

RKS African Literature: EDUCATION: Controlling the Workers of KENYON-SAXON EXPORTERS: HUMAN BLOOD AND FLESH (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)

Kimeendeeri will also build schools which the workers’ children will be taught that the system of drinking human blood and eating human flesh has always held sway since the world was created and will always hold sway until the end of the world and there is nothing that the people can do to put anContinue reading “RKS African Literature: EDUCATION: Controlling the Workers of KENYON-SAXON EXPORTERS: HUMAN BLOOD AND FLESH (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)”

RKS African Literature: KENYON-SAXON EXPORTERS: HUMAN BLOOD AND FLESH (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)

Kimeendeeri intends to fence off the farm with barbed wire, just like the wire that was used to fence off detention camps during the state of Emergency in colonial Kenya. He plans to pen in the workers in there like animals. He will then fit electrically operated machines to their bodies for milking their sweatContinue reading “RKS African Literature: KENYON-SAXON EXPORTERS: HUMAN BLOOD AND FLESH (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)”

RKS African Literature: Ratchet Down Your Greed and Brutality or Face the Threat of Chinese Communism! (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)

What, me, accept being ruled by the party of workers and peasants? Me, accept being ruled by a party dedicated to eradicating the system of theft and robbery on Earth? Me, go back to working with my hands? Eat only what has been produced by my sweat alone, without having access to the products ofContinue reading “RKS African Literature: Ratchet Down Your Greed and Brutality or Face the Threat of Chinese Communism! (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)”

RKS African Literature: Mistaking Foreign S*** for a Delicious National Dish (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)

Where are our national languages now? Where are the books written in the alphabets of our national languages? Where is our own literature now? Where is the wisdom and knowledge of our fathers now? Where is the philosophy of our fathers now? The centres of wisdom that used to guard the entrance to our nationalContinue reading “RKS African Literature: Mistaking Foreign S*** for a Delicious National Dish (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)”

RKS African Literature: English Cultural Imperialism (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)

“You talk as if you knew I came from the university, and it is true. I am from there. I’m a kind of research student in culture. I’m a junior research fellow in African culture. Our culture…sorry I mean our culture. That is what I call English cultural imperialism. Cultural imperialism is mother to theContinue reading “RKS African Literature: English Cultural Imperialism (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)”

RKS African Literature: The Effects of American Experts on the Kenyan Economy (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)

“Nairobi is large, soulless and corrupt.” He moved nearer to Warĩĩnga, leaned against the wall and went on: “But it is not Nairobi alone that is afflicted in this way. The same is true of all the cities in every country that has recently slipped the noose of colonialism. These countries are finding it difficultContinue reading “RKS African Literature: The Effects of American Experts on the Kenyan Economy (Ngũgĩ Wa Thiong’o)”