Two Wet Gurgly Type Explosions Heard in the White House This Evening

16July2026: Washington: Spoof News Services At 10:45 p.m. this evening two wet gurgly type explosions were heard by passerbys on the White House Lawn. A Secret Service motorcade was seen mulling about the service entrance to the White House loading a body into a Home Depot rental van and speeding off to the Trump MemorialContinue reading “Two Wet Gurgly Type Explosions Heard in the White House This Evening”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OH NO THE TWO BUDWEISER SWILLING, HAMBURGER AND KETCHUP MEN FROM THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS!

OH NO THE TWO BUDWEISER SWILLING, HAMBURGER AND KETCHUP MEN FROM THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS! There is no better way to start the day with chicken congee which both Raffles and I devoured with gusto. Raffles is a gregarious Westie as I know him but interacting with Bob and Fay he is a shyContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OH NO THE TWO BUDWEISER SWILLING, HAMBURGER AND KETCHUP MEN FROM THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS!”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OUR MEETING WITH THE CHINESE DEPUTY SECRETARY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS AND THE CANADIAN AMBASSADOR TO CHINA

OUR MEETING WITH THE CHINESE DEPUTY SECRETARY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS AND THE CANADIAN AMBASSADOR TO CHINA At 10:00 hours a large black limousine arrived at our hotel, the Chosin Reservoir Memorial Veterans’ Hotel and whisked us to a nondescript building where our meeting with the Deputy Director of Foreign Affairs, his assistants and Mr. WonContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OUR MEETING WITH THE CHINESE DEPUTY SECRETARY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS AND THE CANADIAN AMBASSADOR TO CHINA”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE TREACHERY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: NANCY SINATRA’S BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK RIGHT OVER SOMEONE!

THE TREACHERY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: NANCY SINATRA’S BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK RIGHT OVER SOMEONE! After the celebration of life ceremony for Sir Reginald Nicomshire, Prime Minister Wong and I were on route to his compound when he received a call. I do not speak Mandarin but it was not necessary toContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE TREACHERY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: NANCY SINATRA’S BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK RIGHT OVER SOMEONE!”

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MADAME FONG’S LETTER TO SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MADAME FONG’S LETTER TO SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE The following letter was found in Madame Fong’s Presidential Stateroom in her handwriting but not signed nor completed. Dearest Reggie: I apologize for slapping you and kicking your testicles the other night all in public view. It was in such un-Madame FongishContinue reading “THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MADAME FONG’S LETTER TO SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE”

RKS THE LITERATURE OF INDIA: An Assistant to a Corrupt Indian Politician (Deepti Kapoor)

“Ajit Singh was the biggest goon in town. He had many interests. Dredging the riverbeds for construction sand, cutting down trees for timber on Forestry Department land, mining quarries for stone, stealing medicines from the government hospitals. So long as we did his work, whatever else we did, short of killing cops, we had protection.Continue reading “RKS THE LITERATURE OF INDIA: An Assistant to a Corrupt Indian Politician (Deepti Kapoor)”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP Remember that otherwise badly burnt food does not stick to Teflon. The President of the United States, Orville Grump, rattled his sabre, rusty as it was, at just aboutContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BEYOND MOTIVES AND PERSONALITIES…..POLITICS AND FETANYL

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BEYOND MOTIVES AND PERSONALITIES…..POLITICS AND FETANYL Being from Toronto on occasion Bobby Fong Jr. would listen to a nightly news broadcast “The National” from the Canadian broadcasting Company (CBC). Of late news consisted largely of a stream ofContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BEYOND MOTIVES AND PERSONALITIES…..POLITICS AND FETANYL”

RKS AMERICAN LITERATURE: Militancy Does Not Mean Guns Blazing at High Noon (Audre Lorde)

“We who are Black are at an extraordinary point of choice within our lives. To refuse to participate in the shaping of our future is to give it up. Do not be misled into passivity either by false security (they don’t mean me) or by despair (there’s nothing we can do). Each of us mustContinue reading “RKS AMERICAN LITERATURE: Militancy Does Not Mean Guns Blazing at High Noon (Audre Lorde)”

RKS AMERICAN LITERATURE: Tokensim the Neutralizer of Creativity (Audre Lorde)

“And in the university that is no easy task, for each one of you by virtue of you being here will be deluged by opportunities to misname yourselves. To forget who you are, to forget where your real interests lie. Make no mistake you will be courted; and nothing neutralizes creativity quicker than tokensim. ThatContinue reading “RKS AMERICAN LITERATURE: Tokensim the Neutralizer of Creativity (Audre Lorde)”