Spoof News Services: Stoney Creek, Ontario: 21October2026
Zeke Huffinpuff the United States Ambassador to Canada announced today he was awarding the first Canadians Making America Great Again award to the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation (OLG) for its promotion of travel to the United States referencing a current OLG advertisement for the 6/49 Lottery.
A fictitious happy winner notifies his friend he has just won the 6/49 and will take him to visit all 35 major league ball parks. The only Canadian ballpark would be the Rogers Centre home of the Toronto Blue Jays. The winner will be visiting 34 American cities.
Ambassador Huffinpuff noted, “Given the hostile attitude of Ontario Premier Doug Ford towards the United States particularly the threat of cutting off electrical power power to the United States and assorted belligerent anti-American statements, permitting the OLG to promote travel to 34 American cities is indicative of a realization American cities are the place to be for Canadians! The OLG is a crown corporation of the Ontario government so this OLG advertisement is a clear message that all is wonderful between Ontario and the United States and our relationship is on the mend.”
