Press Release: Spoof News Service: Secret Service Dismantled by Elon Musk and Replaced by a New Republican Guard

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Plattsburg, New York: 8February2025: Elon Musk’s Office of Slash and Burn announced today the dismantling of the Secret Service noting its fraud, corruption and incompetence as threatening the arrival of America’s Golden Age. Musk stated, “Our glorious leader presents Americans with the arrival of a Golden Age which will sweep throughout our great country increased in size and pride lately by the successful invasions of Canada, Panama and Greenland.  In its place a New Republican Guard will be created. Elite agents of The Shame Boys and The Lie Keepers will, under my watchful eye, staff this new service with appropriate talent. The Trump arm salute will be the cohesive force of the New Republican Guards. In addition, President Trump has appointed me “Special Adviser for the Institution of American Ideals.”

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Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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