Spoof News Services: Elon Musk Unelected Special Adviser for the Institution of American Ideals Announces Establishment of Golden Age Liquor and the Abolishment of the Boy Scouts of America: Muskgarten, Bavaria, Germany: 9February2025

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Elon Musk, Special Adviser for the Institution of America Ideals, today in Munich, Germany at a fund raiser and flag waving ceremony of the AfD announced the establishment of a new brand of spirits named “Golden Age Liquor”. The labels will feature a picture of Musk’s famous and patriotic fist salute he stated “inspired nations”. Initially vodka, gin, bourbon and California prune juice liqueur will bear the label. Mr. Musk credited George Orwell’s novel”1984’s” description of “Victory Gin” coming to him in a revelatory dream inspiring him to launch the new brand.

Special Adviser Musk also announced the abolition of the Boy Scouts of America which will be replaced by a new organization “Young Pioneers of the Golden Age”.

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