Spoof News Services: White House Announces the Manufacture of a Golden Age B-52 Automobile: Emporia, Virginia 9February2025

Beaming with pride the Vice President of the United States, Jimbo Nochance, announced a new partnership between Musk Automotive and Tesla Manufacturing will be producing a car for the people that recognizes President Oran Crapaud’s magnificent statement, “Drill Baby Drill”. Nochance added the car will be a gas guzzler like all cars were years ago. Nochance stated, “A gas guzzler is a part of American history and our friends in the oil industry will now be able to drill, drill and drill. We’d like to think of it as a strength through joy car. Based on tariff revenues the cost will be $10,000. The first model will be a Golden Age B-52 to be followed by a “Special Advisor SUV.”