The White House released pictures today of VIP accommodations for top level guests of the Government of the United States. Canadian and Panamanian guests are currently enjoying the facilities and a US Airforce Super Galaxy C-5-M aircraft will be shortly ferrying Greenlander guests to the facility.
In addition to a full range of leisure activities Guantanamo Bay is well known for waterboarding an activity the VIP guests will not want to miss.
Cristal “Yee Haw” Numbhead secretary for the Department of Homeland Paranoia announced on Fox Programme “Better Golden Age Days Are Ahead” Guantanamo Bay will host up to 30,000 illegals most being rapists, drug dealers, murderers and those who have not paid their parking tickets. VIP guests will number approximately 300 for the time being.
Numbhead stated “Our Canadian, Panamanian and Greenlander guests will be housed in comfortable all American aluminum houses with beautiful patios to relax in after a hectic day of waterboarding. We offer buffet service offering wholesome American food. For example main dinner items last night for our VIP guests included Lake Champlain perch filets, Kansas City BBQ ribs and Philly Cheesesteak. Apple pie is available 24 hours a day. Wine (Gallo jug wine white blush) and beer (Schlitz) is available for a fee with dinner.”
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