The Ministry of Health of Albania reported an outbreak of Ebola in Dunedin, Florida. Albanian authorities advised the White House immediately after its findings were made. As the National Institute of Health and the Centre for Disease Control were disbanded by Muskcuts after his unilateral determination there was complete rot, fraud and corruption at these two agencies it would appear the health of Americans is to be safeguarded by an Albanian state entity.
The Albanian Minister of Health findings pointed to infected bananas from The Undemocratic Republic of Congo as the source of this potentially devastating viral outbreak.
The White House blamed these “isolated and never ever to spread cases” on a handful of Canadians attending the spring training camp of the Toronto Blue Jays in Dunedin, Florida. The Toronto Blue Jays are Canada’s only major league baseball team. Tradtionally there are several thousand Canadians attending the Blue Jay’s training camps but as “MAGA patriot squads” have been harassing Canadian visitors there has been a paucity of Canadian visitors to Dunedin, Florida. The Maga squads seized a can of Dr. Pepper held by Guelph, Ontario resident grade one student Amy Pickenbobber, as the source of the viral “incident”. Pickenbobber and the entire Canadian contingent was escorted by MAGA Matrons to waiting Tesla’s for a trip to the Tampa Bay Airfield,
When Vice President Jimbo Nochance was asked about the impending outbreak of Ebola in the United States his response was,” We beat Kung Flu from China and we can beat Bluejayosis mighty quick. We have transported the Canadian terrorist spreaders to Guantanamo Bay for interrogation. Americans need not fear as nothing but nothing, even the courts, can stop America from being great again. This is nothing a little bit of Javex can’t cure!”
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