Spoof News Services: Mysterious Chinese Delegation Appears in Saudi Arabian Talks: Canada, Ukraine and Taiwan are the Christmas Turkey: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia:18February2025

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Spoof New Services has unearthed possible devious super power back-room dealings at the supposed Ukraine peace talks in Saudi Arabia today.

Spoof reporters noticed an unmarked airplane arriving at Riyadh International Aerodrome the day prior to the scheduled meeting between Ricky Rubblehead the Secretary of Foreign Affairs of the United States and Urgent Lavratory Foreign Minister of the Russian Federation. Forty-six serious looking “Chinese individuals” departed the unmarked plane and were greeted by the assistant to the assistant of the Grand Secretary of Foreign Affairs of Saudi Arabia.

Subsequent to the arrival of these “Chinese individuals” Spoof contacted the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Saudi Arabia and queried as to whether this was an official delegation from the People’s Republic of China (PRC). The Ministry denied any presence of Chinese governmental officials stating they were “businessmen intending to establish a chain of fast-food Chinese restaurants in the Kingdom “Bok Choy For All”.

Spoof has been contacted by a “whistle-blower” confirming the “Chinese individuals” are an official delegation from the PRC. Spoof’s source indicated there is a distinct possibility Ukraine, Canada and Taiwan will be placed under the “protection” of the United States, Russia and China. The source added consider the situation akin to a Christmas turkey being carved.

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