Spoof News Services: Canadians Now Required to Obtain Visa for Travel in the United States: Washington:19February2025

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The United States Department of Homeland Paranoia announced today effective immediately all Canadians travelling to the United States of America will require a special “Untrustworthy Alien Visa CDN-6”. The visa will cost $999USD.

All Canadian residents currently in the United States will be required to register as Untrustworthy Aliens at local police offices.

Minny Xenophobia of Homeland Paranoia stated, “The riotous rampage of Canadian Marxists yesterday attacking McDonalds and Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets in Canada is tantamount to an attack of core Golden Age American values President Trump is instilling in the hearts and souls of Americans. Canadians are untrustworthy and a visa is one way of controlling the poisonous spread of Marxism in the United States by violent Canadians.”

The president of the Canadian Snowbirds, Sonny Blister, residing in Palm Springs California could not be reached for comment. His wife, Plumpy Blister, said he was last seen yesterday heading for his morning climb on the Rancho Mirage Trail 67. His water bottle and blood splattered hat was last seen at a rest station on the trail but no trace of Blister.

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Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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