The Voice of the Golden Age: Animalistic Canadians Engage in Horrible Acts of Anti-American Violence: Plattsburg, New York: 19Febraury2025

Two days ago violence crazed Canadians uselessly opposing becoming the 51^st state of our glorious United States smashed up McDonalds and Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets in a Canada wide spasm of anti-Americanism.

Added to the illogical generalized hostility towards the United States the unruly mobs protested the “quarantine” and transportation of Guelph Ontario grade one student, Amy Pickenbobber to United States naval quarantine facilities in Guantanamo Bay. The little Canadian saboteur was no doubt sent by the leader of the igloo people, Pierre Elliot Justin Trudeau, to the Toronto Blue Jays training camp in Dunedin Florida with Ebola virus concealed in her Dr. Pepper can. 3,456 residents of Dunedin and 14 members of the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team including star slugger Happy Guadalajara have died felled by Bluejayosis.

Many of the glazed eye attackers, such eyes no doubt affected by fentanyl so prevalent in Canada, gushed further hatred as a result of what they call the “murder” of Sonny Blister, the President of the Canadian Snowbirds Association at his winter home in Palm Springs California. Police reports call his disappearance a missing persons case with strong suspicions he fled up to the mountains with Maria Jiminez a ultrasound technician at the Palm Springs Eisenhower Centre of Prostate Management. Leads by the Palm Springs Police Department report Jiminez and Blister were seen smooching and cuddling at the Pig and Rooster Restaurant in the late evening hours the day before his disappearance.

In response to this violence the United States Department of Homeland Paranoia has today required all Canadians entering the United States to obtain a special untrustworthy alien visa and is requiring all Canadian residents residing in the United States to register as untrustworthy aliens with local police departments.

Readers should note The Voice of the Golden Age is the successor to the now disbanded and fraud plagued Voice of America. It is privately owned by the Renard Broadcasting Corporation and under contract to the United States Department of Homeland Paranoia.