The United States has approximately three million employees working in BAGB. Their paycheques are loyalty from an “economic survival” basis hence closely aligned to federal government programmes of the day.
President Oran Crapaud of the United States, seeking to seize power in a more “peaceful way” than his failed Sixtember coup attempt has decided to eliminate all opponents and what better way than attacking the current BAGB.
Considering the suffering and misery caused to American families and communities by BAGB “layoffs” Crapaud selected bulldog “special advisor” Moron Tusk whose Nazi salutes, jumping around like an excited child and waving a chainsaw around like a demented moth rushing towards a lightbulb create a focus of hate for the misery ordered by Crapaud. The focus of hate is on Tusk while Crapaud can project innocence to his base. Tusk is the chump. Tusk is the fall guy. Deservedly his given name of Moron makes total sense. A billionaire turkey.
No one can fault a reorganization and slimming of BAGB but its brutality and wide swath is indicative of a powerplay by Crapaud completely justified in his ideology by the mythical Make America Great Again and The Golden Age. Strike your enemies, as imaginary as they may be, by a Stuka blitzkrieg. Then place MAGA leadership in a slimmed down BAGB. Control baby. Control!
The federal government bureaucracy will be commanded by Crapaud loyalists and peopled by those loyal to Crapaud and his mythical missions! A successful coup would have been easier.
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