Large Order of German Style Military Caps Sent to Baltimore Post Office Box: Spoof News Services: Baltimore: 27February2025

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Spoof has learnt 3,000 German military style hats were delivered to a post office box in Baltimore, Maryland yesterday.

The hats were manufactured by Furor GMBH in Wittenbald, Germany.

The deliveree on the shipping manifest is shown as “New Republican Security Services”.

Spoof was advised by unnamed but reliable sources the hats may be for the New Republican Guard the successor to the United States Secret Service phased out due to corruption and fraud.

Furor GMBH refused to respond to Spoof inquiries. American politicians and bureaucrats in the know were unavailable as all were attending a cabinet meeting at the White House apparently laughing heartily at the fraudulent and corrupt reports of a measles outbreak in West Texas or possibly the bizarre twitching and contortions of a black hatted special advisor to President Donald Trump.

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Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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