Canadian Grandmother Self Immolates in Ottawa Outside of British Embassy: Last Words Were “Bonnie Chicken Charles”: Spoof News Services: Ottawa:28February2025

Canadian grandmother, 89-year-old Prunella Cottswald, self immolated this morning outside the British Embassy in Ottawa, Ontario. The last words uttered by the frail Cottswald were reportedly, “Bonnie Chicken Charles” referring to the refusal of King Charles to defend Canada against the annexation threats to it posed by President of the United States to make Canada the 51^st state and appoint “the leader of the Igloo People” Prime Minister Justin Trudeau its governor. For kindling to get the fire roaring Cottswald used several editions of Hello magazine then set herself alight with 100% refined Canadian petrol.

Cottswald was the grandmother of Amy Pickenbobber the brave first grader from Guelph, Ontario kidnapped by MAGA patrols in Dunedin, Florida and transported to Guantanamo Bay subsequently to be released in a hostage exchange.

Harvey Pickenbobber, father of Amy, told Spoof reporters his mother, the late Prunella Cottswald, had visited the Pickenbobber home in Guelph, Ontario the evening prior and had exploded in a fury upon hearing her granddaughter Amy Pickenbobber, was forced to eat apple pie every day at Guantanamo Bay. Her rage intensified upon seeing live on television Prime Minister Keir Starmer gleefully hand over a personal invitation from King Charles to visit Great Britain to President Trump.”  Mr. Pickenbobber refused to say what transpired after that other than a series of foul insults to “Bonnie Chicken Charles” and “spineless traitor to the British Commonwealth”. She then threw her Shandy over the telly and said that royal worm is worse than brownnosing Gretzky. She emphasized the late Queen Elizabeth would have been ashamed of “that chickenshit Charles”.

Amy Pickenbobber was not available for comment but Spoof heard sobbing in her bedroom lamenting the murder of Nanny Cottswald by traitor Charles.

Harvey Pickenbobber announced plans to launch a line of “Chicken Charles” merchandise and plan a nationwide boycott of King Charles’ favourite programme on the telly, Coronation Street.