Spoof reporters on site at the White House awaiting a post Zelensky-Trump meeting photo-op witnessed a horrific accident.
Elon Musk and Marjorie Taylor Greene, “woman about Washington” stationed outside the door of the White House Fireplace Room were exchanging insults during the Zelensky-Trump meeting. Greene calling Musk a useless drain on the backs of the United States taxpayers. Musk retorted, “I am not on the payroll you nitwit. You are and you have a nothing useless job.” Greene responded Musk was of fraudulent and corrupt disposition and why does he wear that stupid hat as we all know you are bald. Musk repaid the insult saying unflattering remarks about her bleached blonde wig.
Then on the screen outside the fireplace room both Musk and Greene watched Vice President J.D. Vance and President Trump humiliate themselves in Zelensky’s presence which enraged both Musk and Greene and they shouted, “Hang the bastard like we should have done with Pence”. Musk revved up his chainsaw and a scuffle ensued as they both rushed the door to “teach the ungrateful Uke a lesson”. Unfortunately, Greene suffered deep gashes to her left arm which was left dangling from her body by a thin strip of gristle.
As New Republican Guards were expelling Zelensky he slipped on a pool of blood and lay twitching on the ground. Both President Trump and Vice President Vance stepped over his body on their way to report to “a really great guy…great guy” Vladimir Putin on the success of their exercise in humiliation.
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