In a keynote address at the American Pediatric Society’s annual conference in Creamstone, Arkansas Melinda Gatehead, Rector of the ABS, lambasted Special Advisor Elon Musk for his shameless “baby dangling” and based on a vote of the board of directors of the APS awarded Musk with the uncoveted “L’Enfant Terrible” Award bestowed each year on the individual recklessly endangering the physical or mental health of American children. The first “winner” of the award was the late Michael Jackson in 2002 for his baby dangling out of hotel window.
Gatehead addressed the APS members supping on Kansas American grain fed beef, Maine potatoes, creamed Minnesota rutabaga and Vermont Apple Crisp with California Gallo Blush wine as follows, “Elon Musk, which we refer to as Baby Dangler Musk, used his child (or was it an actor) shamelessly at an Oval Office meeting with President Trump recently. American pediatricians strongly disagree with using children as props in political messaging. Mr. Musk may know a thing or two about automobiles but as for raising children his battery is dead.”
Mr. Musk, busily decimating American families through vicious job cuts based on non-existent fraud and corruption claims, was unable for comment.
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