Brofit Margin, Executive Officer of Ruthless Capital Management, announced today on the steps of the New York Stock Exchange the opening of two pop up mobile restaurants to be known as Yippy’s in consequence to the United States President Donald Trump’s remarks yesterday about the yippy people overexaggerating the tariff inspired crash of the world economies.
Initially two pop up mobile restaurants will be established in the coming days. The first will be outside the New York Stock Exchange and the second by executive order of New York Mayor Eric Adams on the Central Park baseball diamond. All commercial activities are prohibited by the municipal code of New York City hence a “friendly” executive order by Mr. Adams was required to override the code.
Mr. Margin reflected, “Not only is Ruthless Capital Management ruthless but we are also opportunistic feeding off the “excitement” roiling the New York Stock Exchange and by the entire population of the United States. This is a great moment in the world order and we should celebrate it. To the population of New York City we say come to us and eat real food.”
A limited menu will be available in two trucks completely manufactured in the United States with all-American parts assuming they can be found.
Menu items at the time of this news release are expected to be;
- Trump Tartare
- Lutnick Lasagna
- Navarro Nachos
- Vance Vindaloo
- Homan Hot Pot
- Rubio Texas Rice Balls
- Bannon Banana Splits
- Kennedy Apple Crumble
- MAGA Muffins
- Hawaiian Coffee
- Wines from various Finger Lakes Wineries
- Bourbon from Kennedy’s Measletown Kentucky Distillery
- Beers from Bondi Brewery
Margin noted should the two Yippy’s pop-up mobile restaurants be successful operations will be expanded to Air Force One and American mega charter airline Overseas National Airways.
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