“OPERATION 51st STATE: Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Lotteries, Advertising Campaigns and Promotion of Citizenship Awards”

The Senior Working Group (SWG) discussed how best to manage Canadian’s opposition to the annexation of Canada as the 51^st state of the United States of America. The SWG has many recommendations which we will lay out in separate sections of this document.

It is the view of the SWG Canadian “gun legislation” has effectively neutered the ability of Canadian resistance groups to mount even a slight degree of harassment of American security forces. Unlike the Constitution of the United States Canadians, thank goodness, do not have the right to bear arms.

It is the view of the SWG the Canadian Armed Forces has been so beset by mismanagement, poor staffing and shortages, sexual harassment issues, rampant ineffective and divisive global inclusion and equity squabbles leaving its morale in tatters it poses no threat to U.S. security forces. The SWG does recommend creating a national guard force for military personnel wishing to be part of the United States military.

An advertising campaign is recommended to purloin the benefits of annexation. The SWG will not enumerate the benefits that can be marketed to Canadians leaving that task to the Bureau of Canadian Integration.

The SWG recommends a series of lotteries be held in the annexed state “The Golden Age Lottery” with substantial cash prizes and with higher odds of winning to incite a buying frenzy. To economically benefit Red States boycotted by Canadians such as Florida prizes will include all paid for vacations in such states. Prizes should include products boycotted by Canadians including Kentucky bourbon for example.

The tool of “Citizenship Awards” should be implemented to emphasize the attributes of good citizens of the 51^st state with a particular focus on loyalty to the United States and its constitution. The attributes of these awards can be further developed by the Department of Homeland Security and Paranoia but the SWG stresses the importance of incorporating Citizenship Awards into the school curriculum. Inculcation at a tender age is essential and will reap future benefits.