OPERATION 51st STATE: What Should the 51st State be Named? What Should the State Flag Be?

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The Senior Working Group (SWG) recommends Canada not be the name of our 51st state. Our research has revealed Canada has not always been the name of our 51st state. At one point its name was Lower Canada and Upper Canada.

“Canada” must be eradicated in the name of our 51st state. Our recommendation is to have a contest for American elementary school children to decide the new name. A name decided by darling innocents may follow the saying that you catch more bees with honey. How can the citizens of our new state object to our youth renaming their state!

The American flag will have another star added to it to denote the admission of our new state into the Union. The SWG rejected the addition of a maple leaf instead of a star as citizens of our new state must recognize their loss of independence.

The SWG recommends the state flag of our new state be a moose holding a Tim Horton’s coffee cup in one hand and a hockey stick in the other.

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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