OPERATION 51st STATE: Who Should the First Governor of the 51st State Be?

The SWG will make recommendations as to the political structure and governance of the 51^st state further on in this top-secret document.

The first Governor shall be chosen by Executive Order of the President as after all this annexation is a national emergency as is all the business of the United States government these days.

The Governor should in all circumstances be Canadian to avoid any sentiment our 51^st state feels as if it is being “taken over”.

The President trusts his dear fund raiser friend and golfing buddy Wayne Gretzky “The Great One” as he is known to hockey loving Canadians. Mr. Gretzky lives in the United States promoting the Gretzky brand. The future of his family and their success rests in the United States and not Canada. The SWG notes however Canadians have reacted negatively to Mr. Gretzky’s cozy relationship with the President and a statue of him has been vandalized including a big smear with human feces. His loyalty to the President is not questioned but his Canadian popularity is dubious. It is quite clear the success of his brand is in the United States and not in Canada.

The SWG recommends a Canadian, as they were once known, be appointed by the President as the first Governor of the 51^st state. Malleability and loyalty to the United States are essential.