“OPERATION 51st STATE: “Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Give Them Bread and Circus: Sports”

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Canadians love their hockey. True narcotics for the Canadian masses despite the fact Americans are a more powerful hockey nation and American National Hockey League teams far outnumber Canadian teams. If only they would recognize the greatness of American beer and drink more of it.

The SWG recommends all international sports teams operating as a Canadian national team be disbanded.

Canadians have a hunger for more Major League Baseball Teams and National Basketball Association teams. The Senior Working Group (SWG) recommends Halifax, Winnipeg, Quebec City, Calgary and Vancouver be granted membership into MLB baseball and NBA basketball with all franchise fees and operating expenses paid for a period of five years through revenue generated by the American Ukrainian Rare Earth Consortium and Gaza Resorts Unlimited LLC.

The SWG recommends the renaming of the Stanley Cup to the Reagan Cup.

The SWG recommends the disbanding of all Canadian Olympic teams.

The SWG recommends the disbanding of the Canadian Football League.

The SWG recommends all Canadian sports stadiums and arenas be renamed after American historical figures.

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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