Given that hernia surgery is one of the most “common surgeries” in the developed world and the citizens in the developed world have massive amounts of cash to squander on consumer goods why not create a global hotline assuaging and profiting from Hernia Fear? Where there is medical fear there is money to be made isn’t that what Tony Bobbins once said?
Imagine a 1-888-666-7777 Hernia Help Hotline accepting all credit cards. Train hotline staffers and as the porn hotlines are struggling help is cheap. Research “fear points” prepare standard answers. Build on a myriad of fears and create further fear and doubt. $99 USD for five minutes. 10-minute minimum chats with “Hernia Victims” and “Hernia Survivors”. $599 for 30-minute chats with Sri Lankan hernia surgeons. The business model is simple all answers must lead to the augmentation of Hernia Fear! An endless source of revenue.
Hernia surgery packages to Bangalore, Mumbai, Tirana and Fairbanks Alaska!
Merchandise too! Pickled hernia sacs, T-Shirts and coffee mugs!
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